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Argument Demotivational Poster


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

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forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


HERE IS AN OWL IN A HAT - You're argument is invalid


TAGS: owl hat argument invalid
Rating: 3.94/5

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Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 2:02 am

*your
EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:55 pm
Pretty cunning, huh?
LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
O RLY?
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:33 am
Sorry Mr.M but you're much better than this, I call'm as I see'm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:32 am
Oh yeah, very funny and original, a lot of thought must have gone into the text--- 1 L
DonTarsin - November 17, 2010, 6:34 am
I just love it!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:30 pm
First day of school?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 10:20 pm
youse crazy Mr.M.....5 owls.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
i'm not sure what to say about this
GreyScorpion - September 12, 2010, 7:49 pm
I love owl posters...5L


FANATICISM -


TAGS: argument opinion
Rating: 4.66/5

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elf - May 19, 2013, 1:55 pm
Human nature. Everybody wants to close the door behind themselves, not realizing that all those before them were kind enough to leave it open.
gas - December 1, 2011, 8:10 pm
lol, didn't think about that one
Preacher Man - November 23, 2011, 11:15 pm
The bitter truth is that the redneck wouldn't be stopped short by the Native American. He'd just say 'Go back to the reservation!'
gas - November 21, 2011, 11:14 pm
that's a good quote! ironic but no less true. thx all ^^
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
Excellent, I love it! As George Carlin said, "This land was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free." So true.
Budog - November 20, 2011, 6:31 pm
Classic 5L !
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:21 pm

well done


JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT - With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake... Not sure who won


TAGS: just had an argument
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

falloutghoul - May 8, 2013, 10:01 am
Right.
M0rd3kaI - May 8, 2013, 2:06 am
If you don't die doing your duty then you have not lived a life worth living eh?
falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 10:55 am
I think the clock actually won. It accomplished its goal.
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 6:31 pm
Yes... yes I did... well, tired as I was, was still a nice day. Thanks Ug
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 3:45 pm
Mord, seems you went "ape" over this!
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:47 am
Not sure if "win-win" or "lose-lose" situation... 5L
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:15 am
hehehe, ni5e


LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.37/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm

RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER -




STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.


TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Wim

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am
Night
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
d***. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Who knew there were b*********/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Night.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at p*** on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am
*Choke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am
There's nothing wrong with being g** ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just g**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's g**, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the ****....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so ****y?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The a**umption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.


THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled




THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR PASSENGER UNLOADING -




I HAVE A GIANT MIDDLE FINGER - Your argument is invalid


TAGS: finger invalid argument
Rating: 2.08/5

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Erecrottod - May 14, 2009, 1:42 pm
Ph**OSHOP!
LogicDude - October 24, 2008, 9:53 am
He always seems to get to 3rd base with his dates too...


I AM LEGEND - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: legend argument invalid zombie pie
Rating: 1.69/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 6:15 am
Somebody ripped off Alien 3.
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:53 am
I saw this movie. I hated every second of it. If you never saw it, do yourself a favor and keep it that way. If you regret the curiosity that provoked you into watching 2 Girls 1 Cup, then take that as a warning. Because you will down in this ****.
Woody - July 3, 2009, 12:15 am
Pass!


MOTHER-IN-LAW - Talk about bringing a gun to a knife fight


TAGS: gun knife fight couple argument
Rating: 4.57/5

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suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm
She's a bad girl and has to be punished. I'm working on it right now. Ouch !
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
Don't be hard on Suzie,Suzie. She's still getting good scores.
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:58 pm
Hey suzie, why don't you just die and leave us alone ?? They all can see your avatar, dumba*s. Oh...Hello guys !


BAT WITH NAILS - When arguments *really* need to be settled


TAGS: bat nails arguments settle tools
Rating: 2.55/5

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Catnap - June 4, 2009, 1:03 pm
Looks like Halo 3 spike grenade.
Sean - April 18, 2009, 1:31 pm
I prefer run-away with stealth.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 3:55 am
bat with nails is good, but I prefer gun with bullets.


TALK TO THE HAND -




ARGUMENT - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: arguments
Rating: 4.85/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 20, 2012, 12:38 pm
Thanks Gary, much appreciated
CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 11:00 am
That and pressuring someone to convert will only turn them against you.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 10:04 am
Excellent M0rd. I so love a truism.


INVALID ARGUMENT -


TAGS: my porche is gold your argument is invalid
Rating: 2.07/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:36 pm
hey mikeipiss it's spelled porsche


YOUTUBE - Sometimes, i feel it's like Motifake, but with moving images.




DEBATING - with plausible arguments




Plead Insanity -




ARGUMENT COMES FROM ARGUE -


TAGS: women argument argue mariand
Rating: 4.58/5

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mariand - December 20, 2012, 5:25 pm
thanks ug...;)
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 7:18 am
5L for this one, Mariand!


NOTHING SUCKS - more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.




RESTAURANT MANNERS - When ordering for your significant other, it is considered bad form to add 'The little lady sure likes her carbs'.




ARGUMENTS - This one has more importance than 99% of motifake flame wars.


TAGS: arguments flame wars
Rating: 2.83/5
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 2:28 pm
Over is better unless you have a small child who can reach the roll, then under is better. Or a cat. d*** cats.
STP - August 12, 2009, 8:52 pm
Over the roll for me. Any time I see it under the roll, I switch it around the way I like it. TRUE STORY: A housing developer in Washington state has developed bathrooms with spots for two rolls of toilet paper: one over, one under.
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:26 pm
My wife is left handed so she likes it under, I'm right handed so I like it on the counter...
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 11:40 am
Ahhhh, the Great Debate; is it "A" or "B"


Sex, Lies & Videotape -


TAGS: *** lying myth science argument
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - June 9, 2014, 10:26 pm
Thank you :)
GaryO - June 9, 2014, 4:32 pm
excellent


TEMPORARY BUT REGULAR -




THIS BUG - has a face on its back, your argument is invalid.


TAGS: bug invalid argument a face
Rating: 2.9/5

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opsCOASTIE - November 8, 2011, 9:50 pm
not to mention that it could probably slice your finger off with it's pinsers...


YOUR ARGUMENT - is invalid to Egg-Hat.


TAGS: egg eggs hat invalid wrong argument cool awesome
Rating: 1.45/5

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barockeva - January 27, 2009, 6:24 pm
Redundant caption is redundant.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
YOUR POST is repetitious.


BUT MOM..... -




Calling dibs -




I'll learn you to talk good! -




arguments -


TAGS: profanity arguments weak mind vocabulary words
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - August 21, 2013, 10:15 am
Got that right, Cyn. 5L, pal.


A MAN OF ACTION -




nonsensical nonsense #1 -




LES GROSSMAN - MY ARGUMENT IS VALID -


TAGS: grossman argument valid cruise
Rating: 4.6/5

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crankyhead - December 29, 2011, 7:08 pm
Tropic Thunder
Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:39 pm

what movie was that fromÉ i remember it had robert downey jr in it as well.


JUSTICE SERVED -


TAGS: supreme court argument
Rating: 4.25/5

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suru22 - May 5, 2011, 11:04 am
Nothing like the swift kick of Justice


OFFENSIVE -


TAGS: assignment calendar offensive god arguments
Rating: 3.37/5

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Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:10 pm
thanks man
pzykosiz - October 7, 2010, 5:52 pm
nice. 5L's


THIS IS A GEKKO - Your argument is invalid




EPIC FAIL - It's what's goin' on.


TAGS: fail epic infinite argument wtf
Rating: 1.48/5


I NEED HELP -


TAGS: help wife argument right next
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 5, 2017, 7:02 am
Excellent, UP yours
calron - September 3, 2017, 5:32 pm
It's a trap, just give in.


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